Counties That I Don’t Hate – Down

August 8, 2009

(No 2 in a series of 2)

Picture it. Waterford. 1991. Since we had won our first ever title in 1929, we had managed to win something – anything – in every decade. Until the 1980’s, that is, when we had not only won nothing but had plumbed the depths of Division Three hurling and been massacred in our three Munster final appearances. We’d even had the privilege of watching the team implode live on national television in the 1989 final. Not a good time to be following the Déise.

The 80’s had been a grim time for the GAA. An All-Ireland hurling semi-final had been attended by a mere nine thousand souls (Galway – Cork in 1985) and the Ulster and Connacht football championships were utterly bankrupt – the champions of those provinces had not beaten a team from Leinster or Munster since Galway in 1973. It’s hard to sustain interest in a sport when there is so little competition among all teams in general and from your own in particular. Add in the thrill of Italia ‘90, and people were asking in all seriousness where the GAA was to go from here.

The first step in the rehabilitation of the GAA came from Meath, or specifically the sensational clash between Meath and Dublin in the 1991 Leinster championship that captured the imagination of a nation. It was so all-consuming that even my mother sat down to watch the fourth and decisive match. I had developed a loathing of the Royal County in the preceding years, fuelled by paternal links with Cork and the cast of, er, characters that populated Sean Boylan’s team. Every match you’d watch hoping they’d trip up, every time they’d sail close to the wind, and every time they’d squeeze through. They were behind for most of the semi-final against Roscommon but with a mixture of grit, nerve and (I can admit this nearly 20 years on) talent, they were ahead at the finish. Another failure from the Connacht crew. It was galling, and all the more compelling for that.

Meanwhile in the other half of the draw, Kerry had sucker-punched a previously dominant Cork to come out of Munster. No one was thinking they were world beaters – the hiding they had taken in the 1990 final and the less-than-stellar manner in which they had disposed of Limerick saw to that – but they were still Kerry, right? Yes, they were and while Down had a cute record of never having lost to Kerry in the championship, they were still from Ulster and thus were going to fill their appointed role as the Munster team’s bitch. Even leading for much of the game did not change that. Had Tyrone not done the same in 1986?

Then it happened. It may not have played out exactly as I remember it, but the sentiment is what matters. A slick Down move saw Peter Withnall put clear through on Charlie Nelligan and he smashed the ball to the net with aplomb. Suddenly Down were in a winning position and they never faltered in the remaining time, belief that they would do it coursing through every action. Watching it at home, I was gobsmacked. A minnow could put it up to one of the kingpins of Gaelic games and succeed.

Five weeks later Down were back in Croke Park against the evil Meed, and it was clear they meant business. The sea of red and black that rippled across Hill 16 was utterly inspirational, one Tricolour-wielding fool only slightly marring the beauty. Down duly shot down Meath, even withstanding one of those famous zombie-like comebacks. For the first time in my lifetime, a team who had no expectation at the start of the year to winning the All-Ireland had won the All-Ireland.

A year later another county would unexpectedly taste success.  I genuinely don’t think this is a coincidence. Could Donegal and Derry have won Sam Maguire if Down had not shown them the way? And why should such a transmission of belief stop at the Ulster border? Since then, I’ve always had a soft spot for Down. They showed the rest of the GAA world that it could be done. And more importantly, they showed me that it could be done, something has sustained me to this day.


Waterford 5-14 (29) Down 0-4 (4)

February 21, 1999

Oh dear. I thought crucifixion was illegal in this day and age. Obviously not because we were shown one this day in Fraher Field. It’s easy to see why the Romans went for it though, because I thoroughly enjoyed the occasion.

No amount of explanations about missing players and the conditions can explain away this carnage. Down had the first attack of the game. And that’s it really. Dan Shanahan – who was bloody awful otherwise – scored a goal early on from a clever Michael Molumphy pass and the show was on the road.

Conditions were extremely blustery so playing against the wind goals were always more likely. Paul Flynn certainly thought so and got an absolute peach late in the half. Emmett Trainor, who is the son of a friend of a friend, got Down’s only score of the half. They had ten wides, most of them utter horror stories.

Down had to get better in the second half. Allied with Waterford getting much worse they scored the opening three points of the half. Much gnashing of teeth in the substantial crowd was quietened by a simple Molumphy point and normal service was resumed. Paul Flynn knocked in his second goal then Growler Daly somehow managed to divert a dropping Fergal Hartley ball into the net. Waterford got a string of neat points as target practice developed.

Bizarre moment of the match came about five minutes from the end. A low Hartley drive went under the crossbar, struck the underside of the net and was cleared by Down. Incredibly the goal was not given. Fortunately at this stage we were so far in front that everyone was able to have a quiet chuckle and file it away for future bitching about referees (“do you remember that time against Down…?”). Paul Flynn completed his hat-trick in injury-time and that was that. Best for Waterford were Paul Flynn, Peter Queally and Dave Bennett. I won’t patronise Down by saying who was best for them. Let us hope they really are better than this for their own sakes.

Waterford: Brendan Landers, Tom Feeney, Sean Cullinane, Brian Flannery (capt.), Stephen Frampton, Fergal Hartley, Brian Greene (James O’Connor), Tony Browne (0-1), Peter Queally (0-1), Billy O’Sullivan (Sean Daly; 1-0), Michael Molumphy (0-1), Ken McGrath (0-2, Anton Lannon; 0-1), Dan Shanahan (1-0), Paul Flynn (3-1), Dave Bennett (0-7)

Down: Noel Sharvin, J. Browne, Martin Mallon, S. Wilson, R. McGratton, P. McCabe, S. Murray, Noel Sands, J. McCarthy, Emmett Trainor (0-1), Ger McGrattan (0-1), G. Savage, G. Gordon, Jason McCrickard (0-2), Anthony Tinnelly (M. Braniff)

HT: Waterford 2-3 Down 0-1

Referee: Barry Kelly (Westmeath)

Post Scriptum: We still have not got the hang of being the team to beat. When Down scored their first point it was greeted by a round of applause. When they scored the opening three points of the second half a ripple of disquiet swept through the ground. Did we really think there was a chance they might come back? Yes, we did.