The hierarchy of the Munster hurling championship is not cast in stone, something that’s especially important to emphasis in a week when the Cork footballers are walloped by Limerick in Pairc Ui Chaoimh. Still, broad principles can be derived from history. Cork and Tipperary are the undisputed kingpins, the title of primus inter pares being a matter of dispute between them, with Tipp on top at the moment. Waterford and Clare occupy the bottom rung, neither certain of hegemony over the other but certain that the other three are better than them. Clare definitely have the upper hand at the moment, although Waterford have the succour of actually having a trophy for their troubles. Limerick occupy a spot equidistant between the top and the bottom, oscillating periodically between the two. Where they are at the moment, I can’t / won’t say. Can’t, because who knows at this stage of the championship. Won’t, because I don’t want to betray either a sense of false optimism or pessimism about our chances against them in the upcoming Munster semi-final. As for Kerry, they lie nowhere.
Kerry folk couldn’t get updates on the progress of their team in this match no matter how many radio stations they tuned in to. That is the way it is in Kerry. They have nothing to apologise for in that, and I doubt that they ever do apologise.Bearing that in mind, why is it that in the fear stakes, Waterford are the only county in Munster that fears everyone, Kerry included? We in the Gentle County seem to have a hang-up about every county that plays hurling, with the odd exception of Laois. That’s understandable in the cases of Cork, Tipperary and their ilk. Heck, even the Dublin blot is acceptable, coming as it does in the less-rarefied atmosphere of the National League. But Kerry . . . not only do we fear them, they give us damn all respect. Some might say we don’t deserve any, but there is no way the stories emanating from the Kingdom would have been so belligerent had they been playing any other county, and there is no way they would have put in as gutsy a performance as they did in this game against anyone other than the Déise.
It’s not just 1993, probably the lowest moment in a hurling history graced with visits to Division Three and defeats to the likes of Roscommon, Kildare and Mayo. The feeling of horror is compounded by the game in 1998. Waterford went to Tralee on the back of a fantastic League campaign that should have ended in victory only a week before. It should have been men against boys, but the men were all in Kilrossanty jerseys when the scores were level with only ten minutes to go. A scoring blitz from Dan Shanahan saved the day but it was enough to give Kerry the belief that not only was beating Waterford a possibility but a probability, if only they were stubborn enough.
Anyone who stands in the way of Waterford’s plan for All-Ireland hegemony is inherently evil, so anything Kerry did in Walsh Park as we kicked off (metaphorically speaking) the defence of our Munster crown could be construed as evil. Incidentally it’s rather pathetic that the notion of us being defending champions at, well, anything still manages to send a tingle down my spine. Anyway, Kerry warmed up wearing white shirts that looked suspiciously like a full kit, leading to the more deranged of us to assume that they were going to wear white while we had to wear a change kit of all blue or something similar. The bastards were obviously trying to put some psychological hex over us.
As it transpired, Kerry came out wearing their traditional colours which are indeed modelled on those of the mighty Kilrossanty. Waterford emerged wearing the now familiar but never lovable white shirts with blue shorts and socks. This was the first time I had seen the new Azzurri kit. The first thing to note is to give credit to the Waterford County Board for supporting a local outfit and breaking the O’Neill’s monopoly. In terms of looks, it’s not the greatest kit in the world. The numbers on the back looked like they were part of a generic soccer kit produced for a team of posh Under 11’s, and there seemed to be one blue stripe too many running down from the armpit to the waist. Still, it was refreshingly simple after the previous OTT effort from O’Neill’s, a garment which seemed to come from the art school that involves hurling (pun unintended) anything against a wall and seeing what sticks. What proportion of any distaste for the kit was born of dislike of the blue shorts is hard to tell, but I’m confident it would have looked quite groovy with white shorts.
As the game got closer, I started feeling less nervous. All the blarney about 1993 receded into the distance as Waterford paraded their 12 Munster title-winning players and four All-Stars, if you include the former Hurler of the Year, Tony Browne. The wind favoured Waterford in the first half, which suggested that Kerry had won the toss. Either that, or the Déisemen had learned the lesson of the Dublin debacle in the league when they trailed by a ridiculous amount of points at half-time after playing against the wind in the first half and couldn’t peg back the deficit in the second. Whichever it was, Waterford hit the ground running. Andy Maloney showed a sweet touch as he gathered the ball in his midriff right below us on the bank, then turned, took his time and squeezed it inside the near post and over the bar. “The Tipp shtuf”, chuckled my brother, and we were on our way.
Ken McGrath was also in the mood for some scoring action. Waterford’s play was admirably simple – get the ball on the wing, pass it into Ken and he’d sent it straight between the sticks. Identikit points were tacked on by the centre forward, so much so that Waterford seemed to ghost to 0-5 without doing anything special. Or maybe I’ve just forgotten. The play was good though, fast, direct hurling and none of the Jennet Express so despised by Kevin Cashman. The Waterford full-back creaked alarmingly at times, but generally they held firm. Kerry got their first point at this stage, but this only seemed to spur Waterford to try and get a goal. Ken McGrath had a bullet of a shot brilliantly deflected over the bar by John Healy in the Kerry goal, then Paul Flynn decided to inject a bit of Keystone Cops into the game. First he blocked Healy as he tried to come clear with the ball, leading to the goalie collapsing in a heap that would have embarrassed any of the fanny merchants playing at Stamford Bridge at the time – news had already filtered through from Liverpool that the Reds were losing; thank goodness for the mighty Déise, eh? Then Ken McGrath handpassed Seamus Prendergast into the clear. The big man missed the ball, but so did the Kerry full-back, and after some poking at the sliothar Flynn gathered the ball and extracted a massive ping off the post when it seemed he couldn’t miss the target (NB the woodwork is not the target). No sooner had the hysterical laughter on the terraces died down after that slapstick routine than Flynn was clear in on the left and his rising shot into the middle of the goal found its target. There was more than a hint of good fortune to the goal as he nearly pulled off his markers face as they struggled to reach the ball. No one in white was going to volunteer this information to the blind-sided ref and we looked home and dry.
Nothing is ever straightforward with Waterford though, and Kerry were refusing to roll over and die. It was laudable to see a team refusing to buckle in the face of seemingly overwhelming odds, but would they have been so spunky against any other county in Munster? History suggests not, and John Mike Dooley gave us all a history lesson when he waltzed through the Waterford full-back line to smack the ball low into the net, extracting a huge cheer from the Kerry crowd. There were more of them there than I expected, conceivably a greater proportion of the crowd than had been down in Tralee five years ago. Probably all the Kerry guards and teachers that seem to live in our county like parasites. Waterford weren’t phased by it though and had soon re-established their solid lead, helped in no small part by the efficient free-taking of Dave Bennett. If we can anticipate this quality of marksmanship during the summer, we’ll all probably have a few less grey hairs than were spawned by the don’t-look-now efforts of Paul Flynn last summer.
At this midway juncture of the game – pray that it isn’t the midpoint of the match report, or we’ll miss the All-Ireland final – it would be appropriate to note the performance of referee Pat Ahearn. Truly it was a game of two halves, Waterford receiving all the breaks in the first half and Kerry getting them in the second half. Perhaps it was the wind, perhaps it was the constellations, but it was very strange.
Not as strange as Kerry’s second half revival. Okay, they had the wind now, but two points in as many minutes at the start saw a few fingernails bitten to the cuticles. A comeback was clearly a chimera, but there are memories of the performance three years ago in O’Moore Park when an eight point half-time lead was eroded by a Laois team who seemed to knock everything over the bar from any angle. Had I known that eight of Kerry’s points were to come from the stick of the delightfully-monikered Shane Brick, I might not have been so perturbed, as there’s only so much one man can do.
More worrying was an alarming profligacy in front of the Kerry goal. Not that the points weren’t coming when the chances were presented, Paul Flynn even electing to hit a free over the bar when everyone was craning their necks to see if he’d try another 30 metre howitzer. But goal chances were spurned like Tipperary bacon at a convention of Clare vegetarians. Seamus Prendergast pulled on a loose ball only to watch the ball bobble wide. The goalie threw his fat arse in the path of Prendergast’s shot when it seemed easier to score and the ball somehow looped out for a 65 – which Dave Bennett converted against the wind, so it wasn’t a complete waste. Ken McGrath turned his marker inside out wide on the right but his almost apologetic shot from a narrow angle trickled wide at the far post. Tony Browne pulled on a breaking ball from a narrow angle and was very unlucky to see it flash wide. These missed opportunities prevented the scoreline turning into the avalanche proportions so beloved of the likes of Tipperary against the minnows of hurling.
In the meantime, Kerry would chalk up a couple of points and Waterford would respond in kind. It became evident before long that Kerry’s tactics were to take their points. Goals were needed if they were going to overhaul a 14 point half-time deficit, but they were content just to limit the damage. While they never got closer than 11 points, they kept trying up until Waterford’s second goal. Paul Flynn gathered the ball in the parallelogram with his back to goal and one of the Kerry backs tried to get to the ball by climbing over his shoulder. Flynn struck the ball from over his shoulder like a cricket player sweeping the ball down leg side for six and he got his second goal of the afternoon.
That put the tin hat on it and the match meandered its way to the conclusion, enlivened only by a swashbuckling score from Big Dan. Taking the ball underneath the stand he raced down the sideline and whacked the ball over the bar from the most unlikely of angles, providing sustenance to his ever-loyal groupies in the crowd. 17 points was just about right, just about the minimum score necessary to be a trashing but not so many that it amounted to a facile victory. Big wins, wins in Walsh Park, wins as defending champions, wins of any description. A good day’s work and Waterford can look forward to the Limerick game with the confidence of champions.